Do baru przychodzi facet HAHA czego ON sobie zażyczył :D

Do baru przychodzi facet. Za ladą siedzi super laska, na ścianie menu:
Kanapka z serem – 2 zł
Kanapka z szynką – 3 zł
Obciągnięcie dłonią – 5 zł
Mężczyzna patrzy na seksowną sprzedawczynie i pyta:
– To ty obciągasz ręką?

– Tak skarbie – mruczy uwodzicielsko laska
– To umyj dobrze łapska i daj mi kanapkę z serem

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